Or do they....
Okay, so mid summer, I am trying to sleep, but all I hear is this 'scrunch! scrunch! scrunch!' sound. It's almost like something is trying to eat a piece of wood. Oh, just my luck, something is.
"Jeremy, do you hear that?"
"Don't freak out, it's nothing go back to sleep!"
"But, Jer, I can't it's creeping me out - what is it??"
"It's just carpenter ants... you know the ones with the wings we randomly see at the beginning of summer..."
"Oooooo I hate those things, why are they here, we have to get them out or I WILL GO HOME!!!! I do not like them in my home!!!!!!"
"We have tried a bunch of ant killer stuff, but it has yet to work, you know that!!!!"
I sigh, a hopeless sigh, really. I think by then I was too tired to even care and fell asleep
That's when it started....
The following week was pretty hectic, I put up with the munching sounds of those horrid black ants at the back of my mind. Well, until I heard them every night. Mind you the rain and the wind were so fierce, I could barely hear them munching away on the foundation... but it was there... I know it was...
Finally the week arrived that we had no guests in camp. What was the first thing we did?
Besides play WoW that is...
Well Jeremy tore down the wall where the main "Scrunch! Scrunch! Scrunch!" came from.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO M GGGGGGG, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
"By Odin's Beard!!! JES!!! Get the camera! This is unbelievable!"
T.B.C
Stay tuned for the next episode of "THE ANTSSSSSSSSSssss!" (and pictures of course!)
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